"Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer." - Sun-tzu
"With friends like these, who needs enemies." - Unknown
Its incredibly hard keeping up with Lance Armstrong. One day Our Boy Lance (OBL) is opening up his new Austin bike shop, Mellow Johnny's, the next he's speaking at the Ohio State University Medical Center for a LiveStrong Day event, and then he's having dinner with Kate Hudson.
Rather than jump into the tawdry foray with both Olsens, I thought it was best to wait for more substantive evidence.
According to the Daily Mail,
In a move which is bound to cause ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson further heartbreak, actress Kate Hudson stepped out with her new love - and Wilson's friend - cycle legend Lance Armstrong.
The pair were seen leaving their hotel in Monaco together to take a boat trip.
They arrived in Monaco after partying at designer Dolce and Gabbana's party in Cannes where they were seen kissing and cuddling.
It is the second time Armstrong, 36, has moved in one of Wilson’s exe’s.
He previously had a three-year romance with singer Sheryl Crow only to see Armstrong move in after they split and get engaged to the pop star.
A source said: "Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance.
I don't know if this is a new trend for OBL, like going after 7 Tour victories, but if I'm Owen Wilson I'm not going to stick around to find out.