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Cart Bike
‘Nuff said! Learn to make this Ryan McFarland creation for yourself at Instructables. Related Posts:Hell Hath No Fury: A ReviewTo The SeaNothing Quite Says Famous…Top 10 Reasons Lance Amstrong Did Not Win the 2009 Tour de FranceSaving Owen Wilson
Hell Hath No Fury: A Review
As do many professional riders, I face some frigid training conditions during the winter in Europe. As much as I would like you to believe that I’m a machine programmed to crush outdoor training sessions regardless of weather conditions, the fact is, I am a human being, one who has whined plenty and publicly about [...]
To The Sea
For this column, I’m flashing back to my pre-cycling graduate school days, or Amber’s Life, B.B. (Before Bike). I hope you enjoy the tangent! I had finished preparing the surgery station, so I settled into a seat on the upper deck of our 92-foot fishing vessel and took in the view: a yawning afternoon sky [...]
Nothing Quite Says Famous…
…like being immortalized in wax. I know that supposed to be Lance Armstrong, but it kind of looks like actor, Ralph Fiennes from The English Patient. Happy Friday. Photo: Paul Hawthorne/Getty Images Related Posts:Top 10 Reasons Lance Amstrong Did Not Win the 2009 Tour de FranceSaving Owen WilsonTour de Blonde(s)Still Waiting for the PicturesCreepy
Top 10 Reasons Lance Amstrong Did Not Win the 2009 Tour de France
As the apparent tensions, war of words, between now former Astana teammates continues to be played out in the media, we take a closer look at the final outcome of this year’s Tour de France. So without further adieu…fresh from the home office in Omaha, NE, here are the Top 10 Reasons Lance Armstrong Did [...]
Saving Owen Wilson
“Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.” – Sun-tzu “With friends like these, who needs enemies.” – Unknown Its incredibly hard keeping up with Lance Armstrong. One day Our Boy Lance (OBL) is opening up his new Austin bike shop, Mellow Johnny’s, the next he’s speaking at the Ohio State University Medical Center [...]
Bike To Work Week
May is Bike Month, and this week (May 12th – 16th) is Bike to Work Week. To kick it off, we bring you the latest New Belgium Brewery video, Bike More. Enjoy! For more Follies from the Fort Collins, CO brewery or to join Team Wonderbike, click HERE. Related Posts:Cart BikeHell Hath No Fury: A [...]
Snap Judgment: Roth Directs Slipstream
Neil Young once wrote that “it’s better to burn out than to fade away.” In the case of David Lee Roth, Young may have been correct as these days the formerly long-haired, high jumping front man for Van Halen looks more like the Director Sportif of Slipstream-Chipotle. Related Posts:Snap Judgment: Did Vaughters Really Say That?Garmin [...]
Tour de Blonde(s)
The paparazzi of Jezebel.com finally caught up with Lance Armstrong and a certain blonde in New York, but its not quite who you think. With OBL no longer having to be “on his bike 6 hours a day,” its become readily apparent that his next favorite mode of transportation is a plane, as he was [...]
Cycle-Sexualist
When I lived in the Windy City, I always looked forward to the weekly newspaper, The Reader. One of my favorite sections was “The News of the Weird,” where absolutely bizarre news stories were printed. The following from the BBC certainly qualifies… “The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth [...]
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